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Boat Jokes

January 1, 2015 by · Leave a Comment 

boat jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rhoda.
Rhoda who?
Rhoda boat as fast as you can!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so use your whistle.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Monroe.
Monroe who?
Monroe your boat!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen’ed over and fell in the water.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t wear your life jacket.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you round the dock lately!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jethro.
Jethro who?
Jethro the boat and get us to shore!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy boat getting back to shore?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Paula.
Paula who?
Paula up the anchor and let’s go!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Summertime.
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a funny!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aussie.
Aussie who?
Aussie you later!

 

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